Monday, May 18, 2009

Today's Stalinist Ukase

Cars shall be made less safe now because of an inference of an unproven speculation about the future made by my Luddite supporters. -- Barak Hussein Obama, May 18th, 2009

Big Brother has spoken. So it is written, and so it shall pass.

UPDATE: Actually, the decree turns out to be Hitleresque. Hitler was the last glorious leader to dictate the creation of a car with greater than 30 m.p.g. You might remember the VW Bug, a car deemed too unsafe to stay on American roads.

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